A thief on a lookout one night finds the house of a sardar, He enters intothe house to find that the sardar was a boxer and he is quickly outwittedand is tied up by the ‘boxer’sardar. The ‘boxer’sardar goes to the policestation and informs the police that he has tied up a thief who had enteredhis house. Seeing the sardar the policeman gets a doubt and asks him’how did you tie him up’ To this the ‘boxer’sardar replies that ‘he tied both hislegs so that he can’t run away’ The policeman says’Oh sardar ,what haveyoudone,again you applied your buddhi and have tied his legs without tying his hands,by now he would have freed himself and would have escaped’ The boxer sardar astonished that how could he do such a mistake, but suddenly he hurries up the policeman and says ‘police bhai, do not worry… the thief is also a sardar.’
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Sardar was going to Chandigarh from Pune by a Air-India plane. He was allotted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon as theSardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat, which wasactually for an old lady. After some time the old lady came andrequestedthe Sardarji to leave the side seat. But the Sardaji told: ‘I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave’. The old lady thencomplainedto the airhostess. The airhostess came and requested the sardarji to leavethat seat. But sardarji was adament and did not to leave. Then theairhostess went and told the asst capt. He also came and requested, but in vain. Finally the Captain came. He whispered something in the ears oftheSardarji, and the Sardarji immediately left the side seat and returned to the middle seat.
Astonished, the airhostess and the asst. capt. asked the capt.what he told to the Sardarji Capt. replied: ‘nothing. I just told him that only themiddle seats will go to Chandigarh. All others will go to Jalandhar.’
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One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of abuilding when a man came running in to his office and shouted ‘Santasinghyour daughter Preeto just died in an accident’Sardarji was in panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window while commingdownwhen he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn’t have a daughternamed preeto.When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not SantaSingh……
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SANTA SINGH’S DEATH …..
Santa Singh was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for hisfriend Banta. As Banta singh stood beside the bed, santa Singh’s frail condition grew worse, and he mentioned frantically for something towriteon.Banta singh lovingly handed him a pen and piece of paper, and Santa usedhislast ounce of strength to scribble a note. Then he died.Banta singh thoughtit best not to look at the note just then, so he slipped it into his jacketpocket. Days later, at the funeral, Banta singh was visting Santa’sfamily.He realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he’d worn the day Santa died.”You know,” he said, “Santa handed me a note just before he died. I haven’t read it, but knowing Santa, I’m sure there’s a word ofinspirationthere for us all.” He unfolded the note and read aloud, “Oye Banthe,Saale…You’re standing on my oxygen tube!”
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One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came andaskedhim, ” Are you relaxing” Sardar answered ‘” No I am Banta Singh”AnotherGuy Came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered ” No No Me BantaSingh” Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totallyannoyedand decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardarenjoyingthe Beach He went and askedhim ” Are you Relaxing?” Another Sardar was much educated and answeredYes Iam relaxing The Sardarslapped him on his face and said “Salay, Sab tere Ko wahah doond rahehaiaur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai.”
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