The teacher at the beginning of the class says:”OK kids, we are going to talk about sexualeducation today. First we’ll talk about how the human reproduction goes on…”
Immediately, little Johnny raises his hand, and desperately tries to get the teacher’s attention. But the teacher, knowing howlittle Johnny is about these things, goes on… “…First, a man a woman have to be in love… “But little Johny keeps his hand up, waving it up and down, and from one side to the other one.The teacher ignores him… ” … They have to be very in love because…”But now little Johnny even starts making noise with his feet, so the teacher decides to acknowledge him:” OK, little Johnny. What do you want to say.
“Little Johnny then stands up, and says: “I just wanted to ask. Those of us who have already fucked… can we leave?”
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One day the teacher came to class with a rose placed in her cleavage.She asked, “Can anyone tell me what roses drink? How about you, Johnny?”"Milk!” answered Little Johnny.”No, I’m sorry. That’s the wrong answer. Roses drink water,” explained the teacher.”Wow!” Johnny exclaimed. “I didn’t know the stem was that long!”
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Little Johnny’s in his math class. The teacher is explaining subtraction to the kids. She poses this question to the class: “If three pigeons are perched on a wire and you shoot one off, how many are left?” The class is silent. Little Johnny raises his hand.
“You know the answer Johnny?” the teacher asks.
“Yes I do. If three pigeons are on a wire and you shoot one off, none are left. The other two would fly away.”
The teacher seems amused, but calmly corrects Johnny. “No Johnny, if you shoot one off, two are left, but I like the way you’re thinking.”
This only frustrates Johnny. About five minutes before class ends, Johnny raises his hand again.
“Yes Johnny,” the teacher asks.
Johnny says, “Three women are sitting on a park bench all eating icecream cones. One’s bitting it, one’s licking it, and one’s sucking it; Which one’s married?”
The teacher seems a little confused, but decides to answer, “The one sucking it?”
Little Johnny replies, “No, the one with the ring on her finger, but I like the way you’re thinking.”
