QUOTES – So True !

 

A sharp tongue can cut my own throat.

If  I want my dreams to come true, I mustn’t oversleep.

Of  all the things I wear, my expression is the most  important.

The  happiness of my life depends on the quality of my  thoughts.

The  heaviest thing I can carry is a grudge.

One  thing I can give and still keep…is my word.

I  lie the loudest when I lie to myself.

If I lack  the courage to start, I have already finished.

One  thing I can’t recycle is wasted time.

Ideas  won’t work unless ‘ I ‘ do.

My  mind is like a parachute…it functions only when open.

The  pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime! It is never too late to become what I  might have been.

There are some things that money can’t buy. For everything else, my salary isn’t sufficient!!

I try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.

They can’t fire me, slaves have to be sold.

Death is hereditary.

Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.

Well done is better than well said.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Pessimist: A person that looks both ways when crossing a one way street.

The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an approaching train.

Where there’s a will there are five hundred relatives.

I have a drinking problem – I can’t afford it.

An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound Confusing.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.