shaadi.com – Marriage Advts from Girls..

These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart !!

 

- Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male, If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart… when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks  yours Regards Sowmya ~*~

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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

(Homework?)

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Wants a man who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. he may never create any difficulties in my life or his life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you

(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)

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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am  looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ……..hold my hand forever !!!

(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

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i am simple girl.I have lot of problem in my life because of mylucknow i amlooking oneboyhe caremeandloveme lot lot lot

(I don’t know why but this is one of my favorites)

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My husband should be as ‘Shiva’ as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as in KSBKBT……

 

(Ok I haven’t seen these soaps but I am sure she must be demanding too much, ain’t she?)

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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast

 

(by not wearing his jeans? What the hell…)

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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH  ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

(all of us are loughing{laughing})

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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother sister complity marred

(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married ‘completely’?)

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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

(height of desperation! J )

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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.i divorced my first husband.his charactor is not good’. i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted …

(but credit cards not accepted..???)

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my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service

(Zebra..???)

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ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying  salary at present.

(Any takers again?)